Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
