Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ‘ You should give that money to charity,’ said the shopkeeper.’No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!’
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamber members stood up and said,”I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.”
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,”Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?” “Whada ya win?” “A million dollars!” said the redneck. “You get a dollar a year for a million years.” “How much are they each?” “Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for […]
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That’s what I’m afraid of!
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. “Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve only got to make a will. And […]
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl.Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
