Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?They never want to log off.
Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.
Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me!Who said that?
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It’s working already.
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.
Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.
