Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.
