What do you call an ant with frog’s legs? An antphibian.

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies !

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?Spin doctors !

Why are spiders like tops ?They are always spinning !

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !