Insect jokes
30 Dec , 2010
What is the biggest ant in the world ?An elephant !
What’s a bee-line ?The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.
What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him ?He’s bee-witched !
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?A: A buzzness suit!
What has four wheels and flies ?A rubbish bin !
What lives in gum trees ?Stick insects !
11 May , 2009
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A bee with a cold !
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?Issues a royal pardon !
Where would you put an injured insect ?In an antbulance !
What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop !