What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!
Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
Sharon: I’m so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep.
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred dollars.” The fisherman dove into […]
