What do lovesick owls say when it’s raining?Too-wet-to-woo.

My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

Sharon: I’m so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.

My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!

Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?

What do you call an amorous insect?The love bug.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?I love you aw-flea.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. “Look,” she reacted. […]

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.