What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.

What do fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”

What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick-or-tweet!”

Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or […]