What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?A ball-point gorilla!

What’s hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!

What is the Ape monster’s name?Godzilla Gorilla!

What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!

What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didn’t take it – he already had a door!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!