Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
