Frog jokes
5 Oct , 2009
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
