Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?””Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts.”Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.”Nope.””Well, meet […]
What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but “It got away”
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.’I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.”Why should I do that?’ the owner […]
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
