What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse ? The Codfather !

What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal?Fish and ships!

What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano tuna!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric ‘eels !

What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?Huckleberry Fin!

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!

What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish ? Tsardines !

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

Where do fish come from?Finland!