These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. “That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. “Yeah it is, isn’t it? I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the watch. “Really?” “Yeah, he sold […]

Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !

What language do they speak in Cuba ?Cubic !

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?She was maid in France !

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?Scott !

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?A: Duck.

Q:What’s the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?A:Call B52

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?A: He varnished into thin air!

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.