Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ”Why did you do that?”asked the other men. ”We have plenty of fine wine in France,” said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine […]
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. “Well,” said the Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.” “I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat the heart.” “I support Arsenal,” said […]
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”
