Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole’
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
