Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth

What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal

Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?…He braces himself

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…A molar bear

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?…A month later he was picking his teeth

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers

What do you call the Scottish dentist ?Phil McCavity !

What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !

What is a dentist’s office?A filling station.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?Because he is boring.