What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?Ground Beef

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!

What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What do cows wear when they’re vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.