How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!
Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
