Funny Cow jokes - Page 13

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How did cows feel when the bra…

8 Sep , 2009  

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!

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Did you hear about the snobby …

8 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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Does running out of a burning …

8 Sep , 2009  

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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Did you hear about the farmer …

8 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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A summer visitor asked the far…

8 Sep , 2009  

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.

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Cow: Why don’t you shoo those …

8 Sep , 2009  

Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!

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Where does a cow stop to drink…

8 Sep , 2009  

Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!

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What does a cow ride when his …

8 Sep , 2009  

What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What animals do you bring to b…

8 Sep , 2009  

What animals do you bring to bed?Your calves.

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Camper: Look at that bunch of …

11 May , 2009  

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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Why do cows wear bells around …

11 May , 2009  

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their horns don’t work.

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A man climbed over a fence int…

11 May , 2009  

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he’s a lot safer than you are right now!