How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!
Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.
Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their horns don’t work.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he’s a lot safer than you are right now!
