First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I’m having a witch do. First boy: What’s a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, […]

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.”Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn’t get her anything.She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?”He replies, “You didn’t use what […]

Home – A – Age Jokes”That’s an excellent essay for someone your age,” said the English teacher. “How about for someone my Mum’s age, Miss?” “Welcome to school, Simon,” said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. “How old are you?” “I’m not old,” said Simon. “I’m nearly new.”Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed […]