What’s brown and white and flies all over?Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed […]
How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot “Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and […]
