What’s brown and white and flies all over?Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed […]
How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, he did […]
