Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. “You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!” “What’s he doing with the apples?” the sergeant asked. “If I told you,” the woman cried, “you wouldn’t believe […]
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
