Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s what I want to find out.
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked. “They’re L6 each,” came the reply. “Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man. “Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”
