What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong – vict !
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
Where do you usually find dogs?It all depends on where you lose them.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?Dingo Starr !
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says tothe other, “I hearthat the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot […]
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball when you’re off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and […]
