While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident […]

“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the […]

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back

What did the dentist say to the computer?…This won’t hurt a byte

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth

Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station

What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…A molar bear

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?…He braces himself

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?…A month later he was picking his teeth

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !