What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker?a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
What are three words you dread the most while making love?”Honey, I’m home.”
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
Why is air a lot like sex?Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!
