Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What is 68 to a blonde?A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
Q: Why do blonde’s get confused in the ladies room?A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia?A: They’re both down under, and no one cares.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They’re doing research on black holes.
