A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, “Hey, check out my web site!” The hound askedfor the address and the dalmation responded,”www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his “paw.”
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.Second woman: I know.First one: How?Second one: My dog told me.
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?Because he’s the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
