How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.

What is a knight’s favourite fish?A swordfish!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.

How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

Why are fish no good at tennis?They don’t like to get too close to the net!

How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain?It was just a fluke!

What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !