Knock KnockWho’s there ?Cook !Cook who ?Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Conga !Conga who?Conga go on meeting like this !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Con !Con who?Con unhinged !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Cookie !Cookie who ?Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Comic !Comic who ?Comic and see me sometime !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Cologne !Cologne who ?Cologne me names won’t help !

Knock KnockWho’s there ? Colin !Colin who ?Colin all cars, Colin all cars !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Cole !Cole who ?Cole as a cucumber !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Coffin !Coffin who ?Coffin and spluttering !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Coda !Coda who ?Coda paint !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Clown !Clown who ?Clown for the count !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Cod !Cod who ?Cod red-handed !