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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aardvark !Aardvark who ?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aaron !Aaron who !Aaron the barber’s floor !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Abbey !Abbey who ?Abbey stung me on the nose !
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked.”The side that pays your fee,” replied the doctor.
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer […]
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace […]
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars”, to which he replies “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this”.A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You know, […]
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just written to tell me he’s […]
