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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop !
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently […]
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Can you show me how to use the Internet?I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”The crowd made way for him.Lying […]
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.”It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor. As soon […]
