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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left.An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier […]
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair […]
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
