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A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, “Pssst you come over here!” He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. “yes over here!” Said the greyhound “Look at me I’m tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you […]
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said “Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!” The dog said “Oh please don’t be like that, I’m trained and I won’t cause any trouble!” The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and it’s owner. […]
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” […]
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?Because the lime was engaged.
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?He wanted to check his e-mail.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
