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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moo!” Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?” Child: “Meow.” Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her […]
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Alice, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Jennifer, what […]
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so […]
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,”I’m Janey Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,”Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?” With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought […]
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
