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Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The one offered […]
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this […]
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” thedirector asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had fiveyears experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve everheld.””Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you […]
