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Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.

Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!