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Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.