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Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”
Come on, Fred, I’ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
