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Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
