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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.
