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Yo momma jokes
3 May , 2016
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
