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Yo momma jokes
3 May , 2016
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
