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Fred’s class was taken to the …

3 May , 2016  

Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. “Did you enjoy yourself?” asked her mother when she got home. “Oh, yes,” replied Fred. “But it was funny going to a dead zoo.”

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Caller: Finally! I got through…

3 May , 2016  

Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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Zoo visitor: What’s the new ba…

3 May , 2016  

Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.

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Fred was definitely more than …

3 May , 2016  

Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, “it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The […]

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A Scotsman paying his first vi…

3 May , 2016  

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages”An’ whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper.”Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply.”A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants over there !”

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There was this truck driver wh…

3 May , 2016  

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.The next day the […]

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What did the Hollywood produce…

3 May , 2016  

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?Stop playing it cagey!

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The Crist family worked at a z…

3 May , 2016  

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu’s ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certain to happen. But if his ears were laid back flat against his head, it meant […]

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When an ape visits his tailor,…

3 May , 2016  

When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!

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A father and his small son wer…

3 May , 2016  

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” […]

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FRED: Did I ever tell you abou…

3 May , 2016  

FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .BERT: What […]

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Starting his new job at the zo…

3 May , 2016  

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. “Go and clean out the aquarium” he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what […]