Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
