Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.