“Waiter ! Have you got frogs’ legs ? ” “No, sir, I always walk this way”
Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.