Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.”There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
